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Curse the Mainframe!
F*ck the Mainframe!Approximately one minute and twenty-nine seconds ago, System No.00290596 received a bad review, racking up a total of ten thousand and fourteen bad reviews. Unfortunately for him, this leads to the Mainframe's punishment.Sent down to a random planet, Incantix, System No.00290596 has to assist the Main Character to complete his punishment.To learn how to become the perfect...
- Chapter 1 Punishment!
- Chapter 2 The Birth of a System
- Chapter 3 How to Use Positive Reinforcement Properly
- Chapter 4 Societype, Magitype!
- Chapter 5 Four Societypes
- Chapter 6 Sub-Mission: Unlock!
- Chapter 7 The First of Many Sessions to Come
- Chapter 8 The Determined Crybaby
- Chapter 9 Annalise's Worries
- Chapter 10 The First Touches of Magic
- Chapter 11 The Great Reveal
- Chapter 12 The Great Reveal II
- Chapter 13 Elemental Magic Technique
- Chapter 14 Little Wisps of Magic
- Chapter 15 Heh? No Deduction?
- Chapter 16 Hellhound Guarding Hell
- Chapter 17 Leporiphobia
- Chapter 18 Maybe It's Not So Bad After All?
- Chapter 19 Hello There
- Chapter 20 Javor
- Chapter 21 Hauntings
- Chapter 22 An Exercise in The Great Expanse
- Chapter 23 Survival Tips?
- Chapter 24 No, Thank You
- Chapter 25 A Little Scare
- Chapter 26 Come Back!
- Chapter 27 F*ck!
- Chapter 28 Sheer Pain
- Chapter 29 The Book of Unknown Origins
- Chapter 30 Stop Eating Random Things
- Chapter 31 Of Bad Decisions Amongst Other Things
- Chapter 32 Let's Not Do That Again, Shall We?
- Chapter 33 Mainframe's Suspicious Behaviour
- Chapter 34 Messing Around
- Chapter 35 Concealed Deeply
- Chapter 36 Good To Always Be Prepared
- Chapter 37 Deeper In The Underground Cavern
- Chapter 38 Letting Go A Little
- Chapter 39 Growth
- Chapter 40 Grasp Your Strength Firmly
- Chapter 41 Last Day
- Chapter 42 Explosion Galore
- Chapter 43 Nightmares
- Chapter 44 The What Forest?
- Chapter 45 Mystik Town
- Chapter 46 Finding Work?
- Chapter 47 Drag Him With Us
- Chapter 48 Henry
- Chapter 49 Ugh, Disgusting.
- Chapter 50 What Else Do You Want Now?
- Chapter 51 Shattered Glass
- Chapter 52 Lying Randy
- Chapter 53 Kaoriht Continen
- Chapter 54 Forage In The Fores
- Chapter 55 Thank The Mainframe I'sm Not A Main Character
- Chapter 56 Mix of Flavours
- Chapter 57 So, The Herb Survived
- Chapter 58 Goodbye
- Chapter 59 Fight!
- Chapter 60 New Companion
- Chapter 61 New Companion II
- Chapter 62 Hah. Wearing That?
- Chapter 63 Welkton City
- Chapter 64 One Pickpocket, One Smiley Kid...
- Chapter 65 Haunted House
- Chapter 66 Catching Up
- Chapter 67 Blacksmith Guild
- Chapter 68 Of Two Bickering Idiots
- Chapter 69 Wear a Bell
- Chapter 70 Searching For Clues
- Chapter 71 Lady Blanche
- Chapter 72 Rumble
- Chapter 73 Unlatch
- Chapter 74 Ominous Feelings
- Chapter 75 The Rothschild Family Mansion
- Chapter 76 Fate of the Rothschild
- Chapter 77 Over His Dead Body
- Chapter 78 Dinner With The Rothschilds
- Chapter 79 Favourite Room
- Chapter 80 Spilled Moonligh
- Chapter 81 Lurking In The Shadows
- Chapter 82 Lurking In The Shadows II
- Chapter 83 Cast In The Moonligh
- Chapter 84 Not Good!
- Chapter 85 Fanaticism
- Chapter 86 Aftermath
- Chapter 87 Meeting The Parents ?
- Chapter 88 Blade
- Chapter 89 Bound and Chained
- Chapter 90 Judgemen
- Chapter 91 Leaving
- Chapter 92 Landing
- Chapter 93 Ignorance
- Chapter 94 Ignorance II
- Chapter 95 Intent Array
- Chapter 96 Nathan Cain
- Chapter 97 Into the Fold
- Chapter 98 Panic?
- Chapter 99 Rebirth
- Chapter 100 Warmth
- Chapter 101 MC Radar
- Chapter 102 Solitary Confinement Peak
- Chapter 103 Solitary Confinement Peak II
- Chapter 104 Food Collection
- Chapter 105 Add One More
- Chapter 106 One Poor, Misguided Soul
- Chapter 107 More effort... Put more back into it!
- Chapter 108 Luckily They'sre Not Rings
- Chapter 109 Sect Master
- Chapter 110 Spun Gold
- Chapter 111 The Magnitude Seal
- Chapter 112 A Favour
- Chapter 113 Disciples of the Array Division
- Chapter 114 Bookstore Hopping
- Chapter 115 Not Even a Brawl
- Chapter 116 Not Even a Brawl II
- Chapter 117 Proficiency Tes
- Chapter 118 Proficiency Test II
- Chapter 119 Proficiency Test III
- Chapter 120 Proficiency Test IV
- Chapter 121 Proficiency Test V
- Chapter 122 Proficiency Test VI
- Chapter 123 Proficiency Test VII
- Chapter 124 Heading Back
- Chapter 125 Completed Seal
- Chapter 126 Spectre Base
- Chapter 127 Meeting the Sins
- Chapter 128 Sin to Spectre
- Chapter 129 Sin to Spectre II
- Chapter 130 Training Exercise
- Chapter 131 Training Exercise II
- Chapter 132 Training Exercise III
- Chapter 133 Training Exercise IV
- Chapter 134 A Little Discipline Is All You Need
- Chapter 135 The Beginning of Something New
- Chapter 136 She's Ice Cold
- Chapter 137 Clearing Things Up
- Chapter 138 Dominique's Origin Story
- Chapter 139 Dominique Bullies a Bird
- Chapter 140 Dispelling Doubts
- Chapter 141 Incoming!
- Chapter 142 Cacophony of Sound
- Chapter 143 Vampiric Willows
- Chapter 144 King Vampiric Willow!
- Chapter 145 You'sd Think That Was The End of I
- Chapter 146 The Pain of a Battlefield
- Chapter 147 Incoming II
- Chapter 148 Avoiding Disaster
- Chapter 149 A Whole New World
- Chapter 150 What Did You Do To Boss?!
- Chapter 151 Arising
- Chapter 152 Something's Not Righ
- Chapter 153 But WHY?
- Chapter 154 Main Characters and Their Cliche Plots, Am I Right?
- Chapter 155 An Alluring Beauty
- Chapter 156 Give Me What I Wan
- Chapter 157 Grasping a Chance
- Chapter 158 An Unknown Symbol
- Chapter 159 Link Between Realms
- Chapter 160 *Whistles*
- Chapter 161 The Future is Uncertain
- Chapter 162 Hunger
- Chapter 163 Things of the Legends
- Chapter 164 What? What?? NO! My Kits!
- Chapter 165 When You'sre An Idiot...
- Chapter 166 How Typical of a MC...
- Chapter 167 Of Confusion
- Chapter 168 Don'st Die, Please
- Chapter 169 Where Is This?
- Chapter 170 But Why???
- Chapter 171 Impossible!
- Chapter 172 Four Makes a Party
- Chapter 173 Bro, What Did You Do This Time...
- Chapter 174 Is This Magic??
- Chapter 175 Embracing Your Fears
- Chapter 176 Underwater King Who Once Ruled the Ocean
- Chapter 177 H Base
- Chapter 178 The Cause of Disaster
- Chapter 179 Courting Disaster
- Chapter 180 He's Here!
- Chapter 181 This is Mini
- Chapter 182 Cleanliness and Dus
- Chapter 183 The Truth Behind Lies
- Chapter 184 The Truth Behind Lies II
- Chapter 185 Alec's Crazy Subordinate...
- Chapter 186 The Day It All Began Was The Day It Also Ended
- Chapter 187 Kidnapped!
- Chapter 188 How Cute
- Chapter 189 George Bailey
- Chapter 190 You Want To What?
- Chapter 191 Lukas, You Idiot!
- Chapter 192 Casually Causing Chaos
- Chapter 193 Wide Eyes
- Chapter 194 Wide Eyes II
- Chapter 195 Bunch of Backwater Hicks!
- Chapter 196 He's Acting Weirdly
- Chapter 197 Te.ake's Plans For The Relatively Near Future
- Chapter 198 Do It, Dominique!
- Chapter 199 Kill!
- Chapter 200 How Do You Want To Die?
- Chapter 201 Of Pain and Torture
- Chapter 202 The End of the Apocalypse
- Chapter 203 Mysterious Disappearance
- Chapter 204 Who Are You?!
- Chapter 205 You Obtuse Idiot!
- Chapter 206 When I Wake Up, I Will -
- Chapter 207 Awake, But Still Annoyed
- Chapter 208 'sThe One's
- Chapter 209 Of Conflicting Thoughts and Worries
- Chapter 210 Who Are You?
- Chapter 211 Love So Swee
- Chapter 212 Sending Her Off?
- Chapter 213 Leaving, But Not Gone
- Chapter 214 Spatial Beast?!
- Chapter 215 The Company
- Chapter 216 Natural Formations
- Chapter 217 Welcome Back
- Chapter 218 Stagnation and Bad Intentions
- Chapter 219 She Lef
- Chapter 220 A Source of Disturbance
- Chapter 221 Thea Neil Reporting For Duty
- Chapter 222 What's To Come
- Chapter 223 Information Group?
- Chapter 224 The Cookie Sec
- Chapter 225 Capital City, Rhys
- Chapter 226 The Ladies of Nobility
- Chapter 227 Of Embarrassing Situations
- Chapter 228 Princess Ophelia's Worries
- Chapter 229 I'sll Allow I
- Chapter 230 Playing a Game of Hide and Seek
- Chapter 231 Shameless Princess
- Chapter 232 Confession
- Chapter 233 Troubled
- Chapter 234 A Message!
- Chapter 235 How Dare You Come Back!
- Chapter 236 Progress?
- Chapter 237 How Could It Be?!
- Chapter 238 The Office!
- Chapter 239 As Expected!
- Chapter 240 What A Rogue!
- Chapter 241 Prodding Each Other
- Chapter 242 Here For The Show
- Chapter 243 He Failed, You Know?
- Chapter 244 Who Are You?
- Chapter 245 Making Plans
- Chapter 246 Ship?
- Chapter 247 More Plans
- Chapter 248 Security Measures?
- Chapter 249 He's Here
- Chapter 250 Desperately Running
- Chapter 251 You Want To Meet?
- Chapter 252 Butterfly's Kiss
- Chapter 253 A Tragic Love Story
- Chapter 254 Assassinated!
- Chapter 255 Overflowing Sadness
- Chapter 256 Sekai: Endless Frustrations
- Chapter 257 Dripping Shadows
- Chapter 258 System Meets Main Character
- Chapter 259 Branding
- Chapter 260 Customized Seal
- Chapter 261 Tumble
- Chapter 262 Why Are You Here?
- Chapter 263 Off Into An Unknown
- Chapter 264 Out of the Fores
- Chapter 265 Awerk Continen
- Chapter 266 Distractions
- Chapter 267 Three Rats
- Chapter 268 Traceless
- Chapter 269 Be Good
- Chapter 270 Sleep
- Chapter 271 Killing To Keep A Secre
- Chapter 272 Belated Regrets
- Chapter 273 Excitable Festival
- Chapter 274 Lucielle Hartknigh
- Chapter 275 Leaving Town
- Chapter 276 - Hold Still
- Chapter 277 Wayward Daughter
- Chapter 278 Comatose
- Chapter 279 Tempest Coming
- Chapter 280 That Stupid Cape
- Chapter 281 This B*stard Is Bullying Him Again!
- Chapter 282 Ultimatum
- Chapter 283 Bunbun VS Dominique
- Chapter 284 The Chase
- Chapter 285 Transcendence
- Chapter 286 Breakthrough
- Chapter 287 Sekai Style?
- Chapter 288 Is There Such A Thing As Too Loyal?
- Chapter 289 Gone
- Chapter 290 White Space
- Chapter 291 - White Space II
- Chapter 292 Elysia's Reflections
- Chapter 293 New Body
- Chapter 294 What We Wan
- Chapter 295 Stalker No Stalking
- Chapter 296 They Dared To-?!
- Chapter 297 Who Do You Think You Are?
- Chapter 298 Accusations
- Chapter 299 Please...
- Chapter 300 Cold and Dignified
- Chapter 301 Blood and Gore
- Chapter 302 Meister vs Meister
- Chapter 303 Fluff is Life
- Chapter 304 Not So Keen Now?
- Chapter 305 A Hostage Situation
- Chapter 306 - Angel In The Sky
- Chapter 307 Avenging Goddess
- Chapter 308 Ink Them
- Chapter 309 - Lily Cierra
- Chapter 310 - The Death of Lily Cierra
- Chapter 311 - You Are Dead
- Chapter 312 - The Future - Er, Past?
- Chapter 313 - Abuse?
- Chapter 314 - Can You Not Be So Oblivious?!
- Chapter 315 - Blood and Fire
- Chapter 316 - Are You Human?!
- Chapter 317 - Joe's Demise I
- Chapter 318 - Joe's Demise II
- Chapter 319 - Slave Trade?
- Chapter 320 - Hidden
- Chapter 321 - Territory
- Chapter 322 - Starting A Conversation
- Chapter 323 - Just One Thing After Another
- Chapter 324 - Cult-esque
- Chapter 325 - Silent Shadow
- Chapter 326 - Bastardized Seal
- Chapter 327 - Herding Cats (Again!)
- Chapter 328 - Spilling Dirty Secrets I
- Chapter 329 - Spilling Dirty Secrets II
- Chapter 330 - One?
- Chapter 331 - It's a Mini Boss
- Chapter 332 - The Little Mushroom is a What?
- Chapter 333 - Alec Says: No
- Chapter 334 - Dungeons?
- Chapter 335 - More Than A Jail Cell
- Chapter 336 - Delusions, or Something More?
- Chapter 337 - Two Continents
- Chapter 338 - Boarding
- Chapter 339 - At Least It Wasn't Elysia?
- Chapter 340 - Spore Them!
- Chapter 341 - What's The Ash Phoenix Saying?
- Chapter 342 - Hiding In Plain Sight
- Chapter 343 - How Spicy!
- Chapter 344 - It's Him!
- Chapter 345 - Help Elysia...
- Chapter 346 - Brush Away His Sin!
- Chapter 347 - Dance in the Ballroom
- Chapter 348 - Determination Can Achieve Just About Anything
- Chapter 349 - Best Mushroom
- Chapter 350 - You... What?
- Chapter 351 - Did You Hear Me?
- Chapter 352 - Leaning In, Giving In.
- Chapter 353 - Scorching Fire
- Chapter 354 - Fluttering
- Chapter 355 - One Squad
- Chapter 356 - Reveal Yourself
- Chapter 357 - Mushrooms!
- Chapter 358 - Three Stooges
- Chapter 359 - Mind Control
- Chapter 360 - Fake Death
- Chapter 361 - My Girlfriend I
- Chapter 362 - My Girlfriend II
- Chapter 363 - It's Over?!
- Chapter 364 - Following Leisurely
- Chapter 365 - Please!
- Chapter 366 - Date Me, Please.
- Chapter 367 - Familiar
- Chapter 368 - Red-Tipped Ears
- Chapter 369 - This Fool... (Is Cute)
- Chapter 370 - Not Hurt?
- Chapter 371 - Parcel For Delivery I
- Chapter 372 - Parcel For Delivery II
- Chapter 373 - Yraii City
- Chapter 374 - Rejecting Reality?
- Chapter 375 - The Birth of Alex Fields
- Chapter 376 - Targets For Those Around Them
- Chapter 377 - Questioning
- Chapter 378 - Not A Single Word
- Chapter 379 - Alex Fields' Camp
- Chapter 380 - So Damn Curious!
- Chapter 381 - Their Ploy
- Chapter 382 - Sunday At The Transmigrator Academy
- Chapter 383 - Drip. . .
- Chapter 384 - Feeding Her Blade
- Chapter 385 - Guards
- Chapter 386 - Who Are You?
- Chapter 387 - Feral Nic
- Chapter 388 - He's Back!
- Chapter 389 - Go Down (In More Than One Way)
- Chapter 390 - Intruder Alert!
- Chapter 391 - Hard Headed
- Chapter 392 - Stones In The Wall
- Chapter 393 - Into The Depths Of Hell
- Chapter 394 - Disdain
- Chapter 395 - Darkness, Then Light
- Chapter 396 - I hope...
- Chapter 397 - Who's That Guy?!
- Chapter 398 - Short Battle
- Chapter 399 - Haphira's Friend?
- Chapter 400 - Sweet Affection
- Chapter 401 - Grand Meister
- Chapter 402 - Entering The Meister Stage
- Chapter 403 - Parting...
- Chapter 404 - Not Found
- Chapter 405 - Happy Birthday, Boss!
- Chapter 406 - Your Birthday Present: It's Me
- Chapter 407 - Quiet Inspiration
- Chapter 408 - Wife, Who is-
- Chapter 409 - Dramatic Love Story?
- Chapter 410 - Aeden's Clan Compounds
- Chapter 411 - Adorably Awkward?
- Chapter 412 - Utterly Defenseless!
- Chapter 413 - What A Fool
- Chapter 414 - Missing Her
- Chapter 415 - Not Like Him At All!
- Chapter 416 - Gearing Up For A Fight
- Chapter 417 - Birds of a Feather
- Chapter 418 - Admit Defeat!
- Chapter 419 - From The Heart
- Chapter 420 - Teach You?
- Chapter 421 - Teaching a Fool
- Chapter 422 - The Reason Why
- Chapter 423 - Watch Over Them
- Chapter 424 - It's Dangerous Out There
- Chapter 425 - Killing Them So Easily
- Chapter 426 - Confusion
- Chapter 427 - Not Interested
- Chapter 428 - Unknown Ruins
- Chapter 429 - A 'Little' Test
- Chapter 430 - Nine-Storied Pagoda
- Chapter 431 - Nine-Storied Pagoda Part 2
- Chapter 432 - Nine-Storied Pagoda Part 3
- Chapter 433 - Nine-Storied Pagoda Part 4
- Chapter 434 - For Just a Chance
- Chapter 435 - Unpleasant Mood
- Chapter 436 - Disciple?
- Chapter 437 - Heaven
- Chapter 438 - Grand Master
- Chapter 439 - Leaving
- Chapter 440 - Traps!
- Chapter 441 - Don't Touch!
- Chapter 442 - Resurrection
- Chapter 443 - Boom!
- Chapter 444 - Bring Upon Death
- Chapter 445 - Can't Leave Him Alone
- Chapter 446 - Your Father Is Alive!
- Chapter 447 - Klyse Evans - Slug Extraordinaire
- Chapter 448 - The Marshal's Orders
- Chapter 449 - Orbital Strike
- Chapter 450 - Cleaning The Casino
- Chapter 451 - Two Poor Kidnapped Victims
- Chapter 452 - Taking Over
- Chapter 453 - Blood and Ash
- Chapter 454 - The Consequences
- Chapter 455 - It Must Be Fate
- Chapter 456 - Qingxuan Part 1
- Chapter 457 - Qingxuan Part 2
- Chapter 458 - Betrayal
- Chapter 459 - White Moonlight
- Chapter 460 - Intimidating
- Chapter 461 - Brainwashing
- Chapter 462 - Cookie Sect
- Chapter 463 - The End
- Chapter 464 - Lost
- Chapter 465 - Junior Disciple Sister
- Chapter 466 - Drunkards
- Chapter 467 - Give Them A Chance
- Chapter 468 - Do A Good Job
- Chapter 469 - Your Master
- Chapter 470 - Just What Happened?